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Markets are a bit tense today, bros. September Fed minutes kept further rate hikes on the table, but gave no clear timing, so rates stay a macro overhang.

Meanwhile, U.S.-Iran tensions are heating up again, with military preparations reportedly underway even though no new strike has been ordered.

Major coins are slightly red, ETF demand is cooling, while corporate $BTC ( ▼ 1.17% ) buying and Ethereum’s long-term security debate remain key crypto stories. Overall: cautious, not panic.

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Crypto has spent years worrying about one nightmare: quantum computers eventually breaking today’s cryptography.

Vitalik Buterin and Ethereum researcher Justin Drake are now pointing at another threat that could arrive first:

AI discovering a mathematical shortcut.

Drake says that in a worst-case scenario, a breakthrough capable of weakening ECDSA could emerge in months rather than years.

That sounds extreme, but recent AI progress in mathematics is why the warning is getting attention.

1/ AI doesn’t need a quantum computer

Bitcoin and Ethereum protect ownership using elliptic-curve cryptography.

For normal Ethereum accounts, ECDSA on secp256k1 assumes that deriving a private key from a public key is computationally unrealistic.

But what if AI finds a new mathematical method humans missed?

Then hackers wouldn’t need to wait for a quantum machine. They’d just need the new algorithm + enough compute. That’s the scary part, bros. 🥶

Then that also means AI may discover a smarter way to attack the math protecting it…

2/ Drake wants big holders in “bunker mode”

His advice is aimed especially at whales, exchanges and custodians. For wallets that have never sent a transaction, Ethereum only exposes a hash of the public key. Once that wallet signs a transaction, the public key can be recovered from onchain data.

So if ECDSA ever gets broken, addresses that already exposed their public keys could become easier targets.

Drake suggests large holders gradually move funds into fresh addresses and rotate again after signing.

He specifically called out firms such as Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex and Tether as institutions that should prepare early.

3/ Ethereum is already thinking past ECDSA

The Ethereum roadmap is moving toward cryptography that can be swapped out if needed.

That includes hash-based and post-quantum signature systems, with the Ethereum Foundation targeting broader quantum resistance across execution, consensus and data by 2029.

But Vitalik also warns against panic-moving everything today.

Every transfer creates its own risk: wrong addresses, lost keys, or operational mistakes.

🧠 This isn’t a “your wallet gets hacked tomorrow” story.

It’s a reminder that crypto security depends on assumptions about which math problems are hard.

Quantum computing was supposed to be the long-term threat. AI may change the timeline by attacking the problem from the software side first.

The smart move is making sure crypto infrastructure can change its locks before someone discovers a new key.

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$LAPTOP ( ▲ 4.4% )’s launch was already messy.

Now Hunter Biden has released a forensic report explaining just how thin the market was when the token went live. And he’s pointing the finger at an unnamed market maker.

His message? → “Buy it all back and burn it.”

1/ $5,200 was helping price a $1B supply

According to the Groom Lake report, one market-maker-linked wallet received $500,000 before launch. But only around $5,200 - roughly 1% - was actually deployed into opening liquidity.

Across all providers, the main pool initially held fewer than 30,000 LAPTOP, equal to just 0.003% of the original 1B supply.

The report says a $6 buy could move the quoted price by 5%. So when trading started, price discovery basically went feral.

$LAPTOP jumped from around $0.05 to $320 in under two minutes, then finished its first hour roughly 98% below the peak. That’s less “price discovery” and more price teleportation.

2/ Market makers still walked away with millions

The report says trades linked to a second market maker generated about $2.18M in net USDC receipts.

A wallet tied to the first market maker made roughly $686K from liquidity positions, although part of that amount was reportedly owed back to its lender.

Neither firm was named.

Biden argues that limited token inventory, aggressive early trading, and liquidity changes all contributed to the violent launch.

Last month, his team had mostly blamed sniper bots and insufficient liquidity. Now the story looks broader.

3/ The founder stash hasn’t moved

One detail worth separating from the chaos:

The founder wallet controlled by Biden and his team still held all 300M founder tokens as of Oct. 7.

Biden also said he takes responsibility for the failed launch, while arguing that the market maker that mishandled it should repurchase tokens and burn them.

For anyone aping into a fresh launch, don’t just stare at the green candle. Check the liquidity underneath it first.

BitMine says it will stop buying $ETH ( ▼ 1.24% ) once its holdings reach 5% of Ethereum’s total supply, Tom Lee confirmed. Read more

Abstract is shutting down on Dec. 15, 2026 after mounting losses and tough market conditions made the platform unsustainable. Read more

Kazakhstan is teaming up with Tether to explore a local-currency-pegged stablecoin and broader asset-tokenization use cases. Read more

Samsung plans to let U.S. Galaxy users send $USDC ( ▼ 0.02% ) on Solana directly through its mobile wallet. Read more

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